I was quite please to make the acquaintence of so many faces in Briton. Granted they were carved in stone centuries ago and have been hanging around cathedrals but still I was happy to see them.
They were the humanity in those stone monuments. They have been laughing, mocking, and smirking at millions of people through the years. If I was a 1930's Disney artist I'd make a cartoon about them coming to life at night and having a party as they discuss history.
"Bloody bloke. Did you see him picking his nose as he stared at me today."
"You think that's bad. I had a man with his hand down his pants. Horrible. What's the younger generation come to?"
"Maybe that's the prtoblem. It can't come."
"Hah hah hah"